No-Peni Grigio: FL dyke drama turns oenophobic
A 62-year-old woman faces a felony charge after allegedly hurling wine bottles at her girlfriend of 35 years after an argument, according to an affidavit released Monday.
The girlfriend, whose blood-alcohol content was more than twice the legal limit, also was arrested. She faces a DUI charge after allegedly trying to leave the scene
Port St. Lucie woman accused of hurling wine bottles at girlfriend [TC Palm]
Despite the dual charges, no one seems to have been seriously hurt. Unless, of course, those wine bottles were more than 1/4 full, in which case we are deeply hurt by the waste of delicious life nectar.
She probably had the presence of mind to down the dregs before hurling the empty bottles... at least I always do!
Posted by: Dick Mills | Jul 28, 2009 7:04:57 PMcomments powered by Disqus