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Video: 'And I'll put one here, and maybe a few there, and one right here, and another here, and two more here might look nice...'

by Jeremy Hooper

Forget for a second about the civil rights that they are callously hoping to roll back us on the basis of their personal faith views. Anti-equality Mainers real reason to be nice to gays is so hopefully they can learn a thing or two about aesthetics, and the proper placement of decorative objects:

Geez, 'yes on 1ers': Didn't anyone ever tell you that in the case of both discrimination and landscaping, less is more?

**SEE ALSO: Another from this gaudily decorated field, where you will learn about the "two left feet" that constitute a gay couple:

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How thoughtful of them! Someone had to put something in the park for the dogs to piss on! And, fortunately, they picked a nice "piss" color for their signs too!

Posted by: Dick Mills | Oct 30, 2009 3:42:52 PM

Every time someone says that marriage has "always" been one man and one woman, I just assume that they've never actually read the text that they claim is the literal word of the god they chose to worship.

Posted by: Denys Howard | Oct 30, 2009 4:21:37 PM

"In the entire history of mankind, man has never married man. It's always been one man, one woman, one God."

Uh, ever hear of the Greeks? The Romans?

I've heard this clown is in Deering Oaks Park (apparently pretty close to 24/7 and often on his knees, praying). I've avoided the place the past few weeks.


Posted by: Leslie | Oct 30, 2009 4:54:29 PM

I would love to see that first one redone with this page at the end:

"Each sign is the headstone of the grave of another gay or lesbian couple's civil rights."

Posted by: ColdCountry | Oct 30, 2009 6:36:00 PM

At least by the time I drove through Deering Oaks today, there was a nice line of No on 1 signs between the road and all of these

Posted by: Jon | Oct 31, 2009 12:43:20 AM

I actually drove by the part this morning and saw this guy, his signs, and his American flag. And I thought to myself, he can put up 90,000 signs if he wants, but at the end of the day, he has only 1 vote.


Posted by: Leslie | Oct 31, 2009 1:38:37 PM

What is with the rain coat? Does he think the sky is going to open up any minute and pour?

Posted by: Daimeon | Nov 1, 2009 11:16:20 AM

Daimeon, I'll lay odds that he doesn't have anything on under that raincoat!

Posted by: Dick Mills | Nov 1, 2009 8:25:41 PM

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