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02/12/2010

Video: '..and wiggling it around in excrement'

by Jeremy Hooper

New Hampshire Rep. Nancy Elliot (R-Merrimack *as long as both you and Mack are hetero) wants to repeal marriage equality in the Granite State. At least as it applies to married gay men who are still getting lucky:

Uhm, do we really want to have the "ooh, I find you sex gross" conversation? Because seriously, Ms. Elliot, if you put a group of vari-orientationed humans in a room and ask them to describe their fantasies, the ughs are going to be directed in many different directions! The difference is that gay people, by and large, are quite willing to just not think about the kinds of sex that are not their menu. It's the conservative, typically faith-based folks who are so eager to turn themselves into the junk science versions of Dr. Ruth!

Oh, and as for that Nashua fifth grade class that was instructed "to make a picture of two men showing presentation of anal sex"? NEVER. HAPPENED! It never happened. We would stake everything on that fact. Because if it had happened, it'd be everywhere by now, and not just confined to Rep. Elliot's private conversations with a mother. This is just another anti-gay meme that a conservative wishes to start for the purposes of political gain, part of the cruel game of telephone that they present as "fact."

Shameful.

Rep. Nancy Elliott on HB1590 (full) [YT]
(h/t: Queerty)

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so Rep Elliott gets to compare one act of love, a certain behavior, which is performed by both straight and gay people, to the godly definition of "a one flesh union between a man and a woman" while totally ignoring the fact that civil gov't isn't interested in defining which sex acts are permissable under the conditions of, listen again dear, CIVIL marriage?

the 5th grade sex ed lesson? I bet that's a lie. If 5th graders are not being taught how to insert a penis into a vagina, then they are not being taught how to engage in anal sex. How big is Nashua? How many elementary schools are there? Narrow it down to all the 5th grades and lets make some calls!

Posted by: keltic | Feb 12, 2010 9:31:38 AM

Oh for Christ's sake.

Do we have an e-mail address for this woman?

Because I'd like to know exactly how long it took for her to concoct her little story about children being given gay pornography in class.

My god.

Posted by: Evan Hurst | Feb 12, 2010 11:19:37 AM

Well Evan (and everyone), she is on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1016202877

Posted by: G-A-Y | Feb 12, 2010 11:25:00 AM

Good response Jeremy!

So level headed, calm, etc.

If I was in that meeting I would have made it apart of the official record that I found it disgusting when I stuck my penis inside a bleeding, festering cunt that smelled like rotting fish flesh. In fact, it was so disgusting I couldn't "wiggle" my penis around in it. When I attempted to use my fingers the blood took a 3 days before it could be removed from under my finger nails and cuticles.

Somehow, though it is disgusting, I have never felt compelled to stop other people from doing it. Ma'am, if you are disgusted by dirty sex, may I suggest you become an advocate of douching?

Re: that rumor you're trying start about childern looking at naked men... bitch please, now you're hallucinating.

Posted by: JB | Feb 12, 2010 2:20:59 PM

Every poll that has actually asked the question clearly indicates that straight people have anal sex too. If we are 5% of the population (2.5% if you assume lesbians aren't particularly into anal sex, but all gay men are), then any poll showing more than about 3% of straight people doing anal - and they all show WAY more than that! - means that numerically, there are more straight than gays doing the wiggling.

And yet, oddly, they still get to get married.

Posted by: Lymis | Feb 12, 2010 3:12:09 PM

hmmmm, facebook message sent. now to see if we get any answer.....

Posted by: keltic | Feb 12, 2010 3:17:19 PM

Of course the "pictures of naked men in the fifth grade classroom" never happened. But, I would find it imminently probable that some mother of a fifth grader (if even! on both the mother? and the fifth grader?) would be willing to fabricate such a lie. And, equally as probably that the hate-filled haters (like Mx. Elliot) would be willing to believe the lie. When the facts don't fit the agenda, these people just make up their own facts.

"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Posted by: Dick Mills | Feb 12, 2010 3:20:11 PM

I wonder how many people in that room got squirmy when she said "is that something you would let happen to you? Is that something you would let another person do to you?"

Is she that retarded in thinking that only gays practice anal sex? I know more STRAIGHT GUYS who like it (giving, anyway) than I do gay guys! Tons of heterosexual couples practice it, love it, and do it as regularly as they do vaginal sex. All five of my roommates from college have tried it at least ONCE. They are all straight girls. I mean, let's be real. If you're sex life is confined to a penis into vagina missionary style only until I finish to make a baby, you're sex life blows. And I feel sorry for you.

Sex is a personal decision between two people. How you want to do it, what you want to try, what you enjoy or don't enjoy, has NOTHING TO DO with a committment or a relationship. How many straights practice the "sacrament of the united flesh" or whatever the hell she says, with people WE CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR LAST NAMES!

I plan on e-mailing this lady and telling her off. I hate people like her, and LaBabs who act holier than thou when it comes to what goes on in the bedroom of other people.

Posted by: Stef | Feb 12, 2010 4:32:59 PM

I'm enjoying the angle Lymis is taking with his argument.

Posted by: JB | Feb 12, 2010 4:47:06 PM

Here for all who want here GONE!! Please share:

Here's her website:

http://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/...

Call her: (603) 424-4566
Write to her: 70 Island Dr. Merrimack, NH 03054-4123

Posted by: LOrion | Feb 12, 2010 6:53:20 PM

Please explain to me their fascination with butt sex?

Posted by: Bearchewtoy75 | Feb 13, 2010 4:19:03 AM

Never mind their fascination with it, explain their ignorance about it? Her description isn't just gross, it's...odd.

Posted by: Bill S | Feb 13, 2010 8:53:40 PM

This response is totally a month later, but I just wanted to add:
Not that it would be any of her business if people WERE "wiggling around in excrement," but like Bill S. said, that's just... wh... that's such an odd idea of anal sex. Does she think waste just... hangs out there all day? Generally that would only apply if someone was in the habit of doing it right when he needed to go to the bathroom. Which... ....I don't think... most people... ...oh, whatever, they're crazy, we knew that.

Posted by: Skeletondog | Mar 14, 2010 11:31:52 PM

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