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11/12/2010

Video: Vision as lofty as their beds

by Jeremy Hooper

- Never let a vomit-prone roommate pass out while lying on his or her back.

- There is a perfect time to use the turtle shells in Super Mario Kart. It can't be taught -- it must be felt in the bones.

- Paper towel rolls stuffed with dryer sheers are great for muffling smoke. You know, for, uhm -- candles.

- 1:16 AM? MUST. HAVE. CHEESE. CALZONE. NOW!


Some of this writer's greatest life lessons came from the freshman dorm. Glad to see that legacy is alive in well in the institutional housing on America's campuses:


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