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Manning gets an Ann-ing; DADT discourse gets a reduction

by Jeremy Hooper

News-Goproud-Homocon-Ann-Coulter-DetailForget the countless brave men and women who've served/are serving our armed forces with honor, dignity, and homosexual orientations. In a typically stereotype-laden column, GOProud darling Ann Coulter boils the entire conversation down to one Bradley Manning, who she turns into a poster boy for a certain "gay subset." A subset that she thinks poses an innate threat to our armed forces.

Here are the pertinent snips, with link to full piece:

In an online chat with a computer hacker, [Bradley Manning] said he lifted the hundreds of thousands of classified documents by pretending to be listening to a CD labeled "Lady Gaga." Then he acted as if he were singing along with her hit song "Telephone" while frantically downloading classified documents.

I'm not a military man, but I think singing along to Lady Gaga would constitute "telling" under "don't ask, don't tell."

Do you have to actually wear a dress to be captured by the Army's "don't ask, don't tell" dragnet?

What constitutes being "openly" gay now? Bringing a spice rack to basic training? Attending morning drills decked out as a Cher impersonator? Following Anderson Cooper on Twitter?

Also, U.S. military, have you seen a picture of Bradley Manning? The photo I've seen is only from the waist up, but you get the feeling that he's wearing butt-less chaps underneath. He looks like a guy in a soldier costume at the Greenwich Village Halloween parade.
Let's check our "Gay Profile at a Glance" and ... let's see ... desperate for acceptance ... delusions of grandeur ... yep, they're both on the gay subset list!

Obviously, the vast majority of gays are loyal Americans -- and witty and stylish to boot! But a small percentage of gays are going to be narcissistic hothouse flowers like Bradley Manning.
Any discussion of "don't ask, don't tell" should begin with Bradley Manning. Live by the sad anecdote, die by the sad anecdote.

Right. Life and death. Like that which countless gay soldiers have risked throughout history -- in truly mortal terms, not in reductive, partisan, political, anecdotal ones.

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