Sheldon calls gays 'very face of evil'; I self-consciously grab my moisturizer
"This is the crisis of our time. It's the very face of evil. From the college campus to the media centers of New York and Hollywood, people who should know better are buying into an agenda that could destroy us, and they're doing it in a big way. They are not concerned for the safety of others, they refuse to respect reasonable limits on their behavior, and they are targeting kids and young adults to become vocal advocates for their lifestyle.
Though victory against such an evil onslaught will never come easy, it will also never come until the church awakes from her slumber and becomes the visible expression of Jesus Christ, raised from the dead in the power of the Holy Spirit, in this fallen world. The homosexual agenda will never be defeated by mere laws. This war will only be won by a church awakened and determined to stand for the righteousness of God. It is my hope and fervent prayer that, before it's too late and the agenda of death and destruction has overcome us utterly, God's people will rise."
-Rev. Louis Sheldon, longtime head of the Traditional Values Coalition, writing in the July issue of Charisma magazine
Fortunately Lou's yet to discover how we feast in the dead of night on the warm blood of feral sewer rats, then regurgitating the toxic contents of our satan-possessed guts into the nation's water supply -- the crucial ingredient in the brainwashing stew on which our agenda relies. So yeah: Score one for our movement's continued secrecy!
Oh wait, I've said too much.
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