Bachmann/Santorum ticket will thwart Devil; Devil looks at polls, rests easily
If they want to save America from Sodom and Gomorrah's fate, Pastor Steven Andrew sees only two valid choices within the GOP field:
"People understand that God judges nations who shed innocent blood in abortion and promote homosexual sin as Obama does-God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah (Psalm 106:38, 2Peter 2:6, Leviticus 18:25). Americans must repent, receive forgiveness by Jesus' blood and obey God. Voting for Bachmann or Santorum is saying 'yes' to God and 'no' to the devil. Jesus says, 'Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand,'" he adds.
Pastor Calls Christians to Vote for Bachmann or Santorum [Christian Newswire]
(H/t: Scott Hutcheson)
Didn't realize either God or the Devil were delegates this year. Though I certainly do look forward to meeting both elusive figures at one of the two conventions!!
Andrew goes on to call Mormonism a "false cult," saying that Republican frontrunner Mitt Romney "brought Massachusetts away from God." Meanwhile, Democrats everywhere begin to pop popcorn in anticipation of what will surely be epic religious right divisions and dissensions.
*A glimpse of Steven Andrew:
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