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12/22/2011

Turn the other (tongue-in-)cheek

by Jeremy Hooper

And now, Minnesota's local gay community will apologize to the (outgoing) Republican Senate Majority Leader who's worked so ardently to ban their marriages:

An Open Apology to Amy Koch on Behalf of All Gay and Lesbian Minnesotans

Dear Ms. Koch,

On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.
KEEP READING: Gay community apologizes to Amy Koch for ruining her marriage [City Pages]

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