Maine's marriage warriors complete Horror House's construction
I teased it yesterday. Now today, Maine's "marriage protectors" have launched their gaymarriagehouseofhorrors.com site with this thoroughly reductive take on red state "virility" versus blue state pageantry:
Um, yeah, I actually have a question. I want to know: Why are these folks so insistent on glamorizing cigarette smoking to children? I mean, sure, applying grease paint and fairy wings consumes a few hours of one's time. But ciggies? All kinds of demonstrable perils attached to that lifestyle. Why ya gotta indoctrinate the poor kids with your tobacco lifestyle, Maine marriage warriors?!
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