WorldNetDaily columnist: 'The president and the pizza man literally couldn’t keep their hands off each other'
Continuing his site's newfound mission of "proving" that the Oval Office is really little more than an oversized closet, WND columnist Erik Rush is now intimating that this….
…was really some sort of reencounter between a married President and his pizza-slinging distant lover:
In my opinion, the pizza restaurant stop was definitely not unscheduled. Not only did Van Duzer visit the White House in June during the course of charity work in June, but he didn’t look surprised to see the president when he arrived. Although it was clear from the video that the two men had not just met, toward the end of the clip, Obama presents Van Duzer with a few questions that were crafted to suggest that this was their first encounter.
Then there was the undignified nature of the encounter. You don’t just grab the president of the United States and lift him off his feet – although you might do so with your girlfriend. Then, there was the whole grabby thing. The president and the pizza man literally couldn’t keep their hands off each other, and Obama’s demeanor at this venue was more that of a guy cruising a bar than that of a campaigning incumbent. I know that I am among many who got the creeps while watching the now-famous exchange; perhaps this was offset in part by the video of Joe Biden slobbering on the biker chick in Ohio, which was really disturbing.
FULL: WHEN A BEAR HUG IS MORE THAN A BEAR HUG [WND]
Ya know, because why not just up and intimate that this married father of two is ordering up some sausage on the side? That is what responsible commentators do, right?
No word what big scoop WND will follow next in its new editorial fact-finding mission. Though I do hear they are clocking the the exact time, to the second, that President Obama kisses male babies while on the campaign trail.
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