NOM's new mission: Dosing us with Vitamin C, apparently
You guys, it seems we've been wrong about NOM. Their real goal is to "orangize" America:
(NOM fundraising page)
I can totally get behind this agenda! Oranges are packed with Vitamin C, which comes with a lot of health benefits. Plus they taste darn good! In fact, as a big juicer myself, I will totally help NOM on this campaign to "orangize" our nation if it is, in fact, their new mission.
I mean, it does make sense that they'd need a new (and this time healthy) agenda. They have lost the marriage fight, after all.
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