Minneapolis Archbishop: Satan behind sodomy, marriage equality, condoms, etc.
Satan is micromanaging both my marriage and my marital bed. So goes the continued "culture war" thinking that we *CIVIL* marriage equality activists are told we must dignify as make our public case for constitutional freedoms:
"Today, many evil forces have set their sights on the dissolution of marriage and the debasing of family life. Sodomy, abortion, contraception, pornography, the redefinition of marriage, and the denial of objective truth are just some of the forces threatening the stability of our civilization. The source of these machinations is none other than the Father of Lies. Satan knows all too well the value that the family contributes to the fabric of a good solid society, as well as the future of God’s work on earth."
—Minneapolis Archbishop John Nienstedt, a key figure (and NOM ally) in the unsuccessful fight to stop marriage equality in Minnesota
Unfortunately, I couldn't reach Satan for his response. He was apparently otherwise occupied teaching sex workers how to put condoms on cucumbers.
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