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Springfield Bishop to perform 'exorcism' on Illinois marriage equality

by Jeremy Hooper

They lost the vote, but it doesn't mean they lost the right to part away the satanic demons they see attached to our civil marriage rights:

Scheduled for approximately the same time that Gov. Pat Quinn signs into Illinois law the redefinition of civil marriage, Bishop Thomas John Paprocki will offer “Prayers of Supplication and Exorcism in Reparation for the Sin of Same-Sex Marriage” at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception, Sixth and Lawrence streets in Springfield, on Wednesday, Nov. 20, from 4 to 5 p.m. Clergy, religious and laity are invited to attend.
FULL: Bishop Paprocki To Hold Exorcism For Same Sex Marriage [WUIS]

It's like the world's worst RSVP. "No, sorry Jerry and Tom, I can't make your wedding—I'll be busy trying to fumigate the evil spirits surrounding it. I'm sure you'll understand."

But whatever. Let them "exorcise." They will have some sort of satisfaction, I assume; we'll have cake.

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