Unearthed: 1988 lesbian field guide
New York magazine critic Jody Rosen reminds us why it's good to help our friends pack. Mainly it's so we stumble upon priceless ephemera like this, a 1988 guide for dealing with the lesbian in her natural habitat:
Do not feed your lesbian after midnight. Should your lesbian start to shed, make sure your vacuum is a canister rather than a stick. If your lesbian says she is voting for Bush, do not assume she means George. Make sure your lesbian is...
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