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07/01/2014

Choose NOM's next play

by Jeremy Hooper

The unintentionally hilarious theater troupe known as the National Organization For Marriage has determined that it is time for them to once again act:

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[NOM]

Makes sense. Performance artists must constantly hone their craft.

I say we help this band of theatrical performers find their next script. I just so happen to have some options:

Much Ado About Nothing

An Ideal Husband (*women cast members only)

Endgame

The Penis-Goes-With-Vagina Monologues

The Lyin' in Winter (and summer and spring and...)

Our—And Only Our!—Town

Orientations of a Lesser God

Or, of course, they could just perform an Dustin Lance Black's stage adaption of 8. So many options!!

Include your own in the comments.

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