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08/28/2014

Photo: The latest totally convincing, in no way silly attempt at a meme from anti-gay Ruth Institute

by Jeremy Hooper

Sorry advocates for civil marriage equality, but we have officially lost. The Ruth Institute, a former NOM offshoot that has since gone it alone, just drove a state in our reasoned, rational, winning constitutional arguments:

Natural-Marriage-Limits-The-State [Ruth]

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! A stake? And a rope? And a trite phrase about what said stake and rope do to the state?! MIND = BLOWN!

Of course on the other side of the rope, off camera, is the captive state being all like, "HELLLLLP!! SOMEONE!!! PLEEEASSE!!! PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY CAN IMPOSE THEIR PERSONAL FAITH ONTO ME HAVE HELD ME HOSTAGE!!!!! HELLLLLLLOOOOO—CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!??! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SEPARATED; IT'S KIND OF A THING HERE IN AMERICA. I TRIED TELLING THEM THIS BUT THEY SIMPLY WILL NOT LISTEN. AND I MEAN LIKE REALLY, REALLY, *REALLY* WON'T LISTEN. I'VE NEVER MET A GROUP OF PEOPLE SO SURE OF THEMSELVES ABOUT SOMETHING THEY'RE SO WRONG ABOUT, ACTUALLY. BUT I DIGRESS. PLEASE COME RESCUE ME!! I'M A STATE; MY TAXPAYERS, BOTH GAY AND STRAIGHT, NEED ME!!!!"

But I do hear the Ruth Institute feeds their captive state at least once a day, so that's good.

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