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05/25/2005
Kibbles 'n Bigotry
What do you do if you're really homophobic, you've already brainwashed your children into embracing hate, and you're still not satisfied? Adopting another child to thought-control is risky, as you could get one one that's genetically predisposed to embrace open minds, progressive thought, and equality. That's a risk you're just not willing to take.
But you have so much more bigotry to give, and you simply must find someone to indoctrinate!
Well fortunately the folks at Christart have come to your anti-gay rescue, with a new line of "No Gay Marriages" T-Shirts" for the one member of your family who can't fight back: Fido. For a mere 15.99 (plus S&H) you can show the world that in your household, even the family member whose favorite pastime is ass-sniffing is opposed to homos gettin' hitched.
After all, what could be more Christ-like?
Said to be next up for the holier-than-thou company: Tees for the feline set, so that pussy lovers can also show their disdain for lovers of...well, you get the idea.
Homophobic T- Shirts [Christart via CafePress]
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