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08/29/2005
Pope said prepping for 'gay stigmatization' finals
Pope Benedict XVI is reportedly studying a proposal that would disallow the ordination of gay priests. We on the other hand do not need to study the text, as we can just copy off of our friends Decency, Fairness, and Equality -- super smart kids who always provide the right answers.
Despite vows of celibacy, the new proposal would make heterosexual orientation a requirement for Catholic seminary candidates. Since sexual relations are disallowed, we hear that priests in training would have to demonstrate their hetero fitness by incorrectly matching belts and shoes, shoddily arranging flowers, and refraining from grooming their body hair.
Pope studying document on gay priests [UPI via World Peace Herald]
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