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09/07/2005
Gay Californians enjoy their butts
A new study from the California Department of Health Services indicates that 30.4% of gay Californians smoke tobacco, double the state average of 15.4%. This is of course due to the yellow teeth, bad breath, and increased chance of emphysema fetish that is currently sweeping West Hollywood. Those gays and their trends.
Heading the nicotine-fixated homo pack are LGBT women, who the DHS study found smoke at a percentage almost triple that of their hetero counterparts. Additionally, we hear that they also tend to have more lesbian sex, except in college, when binge drinking often leads to increased experimental cases of both.
As for the state's anti-gays, we hear that they tend to abstain from cigarette use, as they much prefer blowing smoke up the ass of the state's citizens in the form of "pro-family" rhetoric rather than in their faces in the form of secondhand toxic clouds.
Smoking's nasty.
NEW DATA SHOW CALIFORNIA MILITARY, KOREAN MEN AND LGBT POPULATIONS SMOKE MUCH MORE THAN OTHERS IN THE STATE [Calif. DHS Press Release]
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