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10/06/2005
NH 'gay marriage' commission votes against gay commitments
A New Hampshire commission that had been set up to study and make suggestions to the state regarding gay marriage, voted 7-4 on Wednesday to recommend a constitutional amendment that would keep nuptials confined to the hetero set.
Which is okay, as we personally think the marriages of the seven who voted against our knot tying rights aren't all that great either, and we've voted unanimously to recommend that they get divorced. We know they didn't ask us and that their happiness doesn't affect us in any way, shape, or form, but we simply don't agree with their lifestyle and suburban agenda, so we feel it our duty to f**k with their legally committed status. We're sure they'll just say "Uncle" and give in to our tyranny, but if not we'll just call them "militant," degrade them mercilessly, and ban, burn, or boycott anything that might paint them in a positive light. After all, we have to protect the children.
Commission recommends constitutional amendment defining marriage [AP via Boston.com]
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