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11/08/2005

Who's trying to cure 'the gay' in Virginia?

by Jeremy Hooper

If you have $250 and live in the NewPort News, Virginia area, you can join "Living Water," an "ex-gay" ministry featuring a 30-lesson, 6 month program designed to turn you into a "former homosexual."

Relatedly, if you have a paper shredder, you can take $250 and feed it down said shredder over a period of six months, as this will likely prove to be just as effective a way of reducing your 'moness as the aforementioned program.

Relatedly relatedly, If you have a few minutes and want to hear grown adults recklessly relate homosexuality with molestation, pornography, sexual brokenness, worthlessness, agony, unhappiness, and a life that is childless and devoid of normalcy, then go read this piece...

Can you Turn a Gay Person Straight? [WTKR.com]

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