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What say you, outerwear-deprived lesbians?

by Jeremy Hooper

   On last Thursday's edition of "The O'Reilly Factor," host Bill O'Reilly reportedly shared the following interchange with guest Howard Stern, in which Mr. "No Spin" tries to give Mr. "King of All Media" one of his show-promoting jackets:

O'REILLY: This is a terrific garment. Now are you going to wear it? I'll give it to you.

STERN: The "no spin" jacket?

O'REILLY: Yeah. With the flag, the American flag. You are American, correct?

STERN: I won't wear it, but I will give it to a crack whore.

O'REILLY: No, no. You're not getting it back.

STERN: Here, take it.

I'm not having this on some lesbian somewhere. It's not going to happen.

Begging the question: What the hell are we get gonna kd lang now? Her little heart was just a 'cravin a "No Spin" jacket this holiday season; devastated, she will be. Maybe if we're really lucky, Michael Savage or big daddy Rush still have some of their conservative swag in stock, so that we can fill the needs of every Sapphic sister on our holiday list. Fingers crossed.

Though considering the outerwear kibosh seems to have only been put on the female set, our gay male buddies will apparently still be able to stay warm AND pledge their allegiance to an insanely ego-driven mouthpiece, all with one extremely unfashionable jacket. Take comfort in that, queer brothers.

To watch Billy repeatedly say the word "lesbians" in a manner suggesting that it pains his lips to form the syllables, check out Media Matters for the goods:

O'Reilly on Factor jacket he offered to Stern: "I'm not having this on some lesbian somewhere" [MediaMatters]

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