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01/11/2006
Sony: PlayGay,Stations
Sony Music announced yesterday that it is forming, with Wilderness Media & Entertainment, an LGBT-centric music division to be called Music With a Twist.
Not to be outdone, we will soon launch our own gay-focused label, which we'll call Songs Which Serve Great As Background Noise While Enjoying The Homo-Sex.
Both of these will face "no longer stiff around guys" competition from the "former homosexuals," who we hear will launch an "ex-gay"-focused label called Music That Used To Have a Twist, But Now Has a Twisted Agenda.
All three, however, will have to reason with the new tuney enterprise being launched by God, which we hear will bear the name Deified Technofunk TripHop Tunes With a Creator of Existence Vibe.
It remains to be seen which will succeed and which will fail, though we'd probably put our money on Sony's venture, as we pulled the other three out of our arse.
Sony Music comes out with gay label [Reuters via CNN Money]
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