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02/24/2006
Gay Games unlikely to be performed by candlelight
Exelon Corporation, one of the nation's largest electricity providers, has signed on as a sponsor of this summer's Chicago Gay Games. Upon hearing the news, rumor has it that all local anti-gays immediately and unanimously decided to become Amish.
In a related story, "The Electric Company" -- one of the raddest shows in the history of American television -- continues to sponsor all of our childhood memories that are really f***ing awesome. Upon reflecting on the nostalgia, we were immediately and joyously possessed by some sort of kitschy God to bust out into the theme song:
HEY YOU GUYS!
We’re gonna turn it on
We’re gonna bring you the power...
Chicago Gay Games Powers Up With Exelon [Gay Games Release]
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