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02/21/2006
Hoping to end gay students' cries of 'I owe a school bully,' Iowa school bullies targeted in state conference
Today in Iowa, a conference is being held to address the problem of LGBT student harassment in the state's schools. Meaning that all across the state, particularly slow students today began pondering which female student keeps a mint in her buttocks and why, exactly, that's a problem. Golly, they're dumb.
Opening the forum this morning, Governor Tom Vilsack (pic.) reportedly told the crowd of hundreds:
"I want children to be able to go to school excited to be there. I want them to feel accepted for who they are. I want our state to sort of blaze a new trail of tolerance and compassion."
Responding to Vilsack's decision to "run his mouth," the state's anti-gay bigotry immediately responded, "Hey, prepster -- meet me on the playground at 3 o'clock and we'll settle this once and for all, tough guy." It then realized it was a sentiment, thus incapable of talking, and went back to its unfortunate, conceptual existence.
Governor opens conference on gay student harassment [Radio Iowa]
Vilsack says gay rights push should extend past his tenure [AP via GlobeGazette.com]
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