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04/10/2006
Alas, we don't even rank if you substitute 'vodka'
From a reader's Google search (as found via our stats):
Wow -- so much pressure being deemed the world's second most authoritative voice on Jack and coke-infused excrement. Considering we no longer consume one of the substances and never did partake of the other, we guess we'll just have wing it when asked how they influence one's waste matter. But we're honored and up for the challenge. In fact, we haven't been this proud of our Google ranking since that 2005 fall day when results showed us as the third most relevant hit for "fart soup." Ah, memories.
Now if you'll excuse us, a reporter from the Times is on the line needing to know exactly how someone who consumed an eight ball and two whiskey sours might announce their need to use the john. Gotta runs.
whiskey and cocaine poops [Google Search]
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