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05/23/2006
Ohio activist has us all figured out
In an Agape Press piece wherein he asserts "pro-family" Ohioans should be happy their state was recently ranked last in the United States in terms of LGBT equality, Cincinnati activist Phil Burress (pic.) says of gay folks:
"You would be surprised what it is that they really want," Burress says. "What they call equality is for everyone to accept their behavior and for them to have access to our children at a very early age, promoting homosexuality as normal."
Mr. Burress later adds:
"What they're complaining about," Burress asserts, "is ... that they don't have rights and privileges that override the rest of us who are average working families and people here in the state of Ohio. They want special privileges."
Crazy, right? I mean he totally forgot how we want to fulfill Satan's apocalyptic quest by spreading our demon seed to every man, woman, child, animal, and toaster, so as to invoke the wrath of the Sun demon, Meepzor, who will cast an evil spell upon this planet, which will make it so that all the rivers run with blood, our oxygen supply is replaced with fart gas, and our luscious green environments covered with astroturf. But maybe if we just stay the course and keep claiming we simply want to be accepted, loved, and respected parts of normalcy's spectrum, we'll be able to fool the ultra-wise "pro-family" types for a few more years. That is until our evil plan can finally take root -- BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Pro-Family Leader Pleased to Find Ohio at Bottom of Homosexuals' List [Agape]
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