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Thommason decries gay-friendly schooling; local 'Smear the Queer' coaches likely to agree

by Jeremy Hooper

   Speaking to Agape Press, Randy Thommason of California's Campaign for Children and Families today called Sen. Sheila Kuehl's bill to encourage gay acceptance in schools a "sexual-agenda bomb dressed up as a child-caring Easter egg." A statement to which we reply: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, Randy. That's crossing a line, my man! I mean, come one -- Easter!? What about the non-Christian kids, Randster? Did you think about them? No, of course you didn't. ::sigh:: You guys never take them into consideration. But fortunately we do, and we've come up with a great idea, RT. How's about instead of duplicitously evoking religious holiday imagery, you instead non-truthfully call the bill 'a stripper's fake, money-making boobie dressed up as a life-providing, wholesome, nursing teat?' It conveys your same fear-inducing point and doesn't leave out our Jewish or atheist friends. Think it over, R-dog!"

Thommason goes on to say the Dems are pushing a "torrid flood of immorality" on the state through gay-friendly initiatives such as the one mentioned above. We go on to say: "::Yawn:: Oh, sorry about the yawn, it's just that aggressive attempts to paint acceptance as immoral make me sleepy. If only I didn't have to go open the floodgates of torrid immorality, I'd take a nap. Sucks. Oh well, at least tonight after my shift at the gay child recruitment center, I'll be able to wade through the cesspool of immorality that my biological truth has created and make my way to bed."

California Activist Hopeful Governor Vetoes Pro-Homosexual Education Bills [Agape]

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