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10/18/2006
HRC releases annual report card; results pretty much par for the course
The Human Rights Campaign this week released their annual Congressional Scorecard, which ranks Congress members according to how they've voted on LGBT issues.
Not to be outdone, we this week released the scorecard from our annual Fall trip to Pete's Putt Putt and Pizza Palace, which ranks just how many times we hit the windmill while trying to send our brightly colored ball down the astroturf green.
And what do these two cards have in common, you ask? Well, just like in our mini golf game, those who scored low on the HRC scorecard would've done much better had they only accepted that the hole in the rear is where some clubs are meant to aim and some balls are meant to rest.
Naturally.
To check out the HRC card, that can be found at the link below. To see our score, head to Pete's Putt Putt and look at the "Hall of Shame' board. However, don't be so sure as to what either set of results tells you. After all, just like our terrible score is not indicative of our true golf-playing abilities, judging by the way closeted gay hypocrisy keeps being exposed, it would seem many of the low scorers on the HRC report are perhaps a bit more adept at handling "a club" than their record suggests.
HUMAN RIGHTS CAMPAIGN RELEASES SCORECARD FOR 109TH CONGRESS [HRC]
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