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11/15/2006
He calls himself 'Savage', but he's really just a 'Weiner' (no joke: his real name truly is Weiner)
Conservative radio host and overall ray of sunshine Michael Savage said on the Nov. 13 edition of his syndicated hate fest:
SAVAGE: And I want to tell you something, and I'm going to say it to you loud and clear. The radical homosexual agenda will not stop until religion is outlawed in this country. Make no mistake about it. They're all not nice decorators. You better get it through your head before it's too late. They threaten your very survival. They went after the Catholic Church. The Catholic Church is now caving into the homosexual mafia. They will not stop until they force their agenda down your throats. Gay marriage is just the tip of the iceberg. They want full and total subjugation of this society to their agenda. Now, if you want that and if you don't think it's a threat -- believe me, that is what's going to occur in this country.
Words to which we respond:
SHIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! He's found us out!!!! Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod... [writer curls himself into fetal position and begins to weep]
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[Writer regains composure] Alright everyone, just stay calm. Breathe. After all, he doesn't seem to know about "Operation: Sodomy As a Graduation Requirement" or our proposed Cabinet position, Secretary of Streisand. So just be cool everybody! Let's just keep playing our "we don't have an agenda beyond full equality and acceptance" card for now. If worst comes to worst, we'll just start saying "I do" to each other, therefore causing heterosexual couples and children to start spontaneously combusting in droves. But for now -- let's stay stealth!
Whoo, that was close.
Media Matters has the full audio clip of Savage's vitriol, for those whose ears are yearning to be as tainted by extremist rhetoric as their eyes. Click below, if you must. However, we must warn you: Q-Tips are not that effective in removing extremist drivel!
Nationally syndicated Savage to listeners: "The radical homosexual agenda ... threaten[s] your very survival" [Media Matters]
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