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01/02/2007
Unlike predecessor, Deval won't devalue gay couples
Deval Patrick (pic.), the incoming governor of Massachusetts, today urged the state legislature to not vote in favor of a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.
A pronouncement to which outgoing governor Mitt Romney was heard to respond:
"Hmm..wonder if he'll also clean up the literal unsavory mess that I left in the governor's mansion bathroom. My figurative sh*t may be noxious, but my actual caca is in many ways worse (if not as discriminatory).
Well, I guess only time will tell if he (or his cleaning crew) will disinfect my tangible sediment as fully as he'll we'll wash away the biased sentiment that's so frequently spewed from my gay-unfriendly behind."
Oh Mitt, we're gonna miss you...not one ounce! Don't let the door hit you on your way to a failed bid for the presidency, Romney.
Mass. Gov-Elect Urges No Marriage Vote [AP via CBS 11]
**Ed. Note: Mitt Romney did not actually say the above. As far as we know, he flushes toilets better than he flushes bigotry.
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