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06/28/2007

He may have stopped playing with balls, but he's obsessed with former team

by Jeremy Hooper

 Good As You Images Picture-15-19Professional "ex-gay" James Hartline is organizing and promoting a protest of the July 8 San Diego Padres game. The reason: San Diego Pride will be holding an Out At Petco Park celebration at that night's game, and Mr. Hartline is worried that all of the gay acceptance to go along with the peanuts and cracker jacks, will leave impressionable kiddies not caring if they ever get back to Heterosexville.

Because, you know, he doesn't want anything ruining the virily masculine game experience that he now shares with his all-guy, hetero drinking buddies. He just can't risk the chance that the joint's gonna get sissied up by all of the "current-gays." After all, one of them might get in the way while he and his buddies are checking out some of the fine ladies!

::sigh:: The "ex-gay" charade is really growing tiresome.

As for protest details: Hartline tells One News Now that some of the Christian concession workers will stay home from work on that game day. Fortunately for the gays, however, folks who know how to place wieners in buns will not be in short supply.

Whatever that means.

Christians plan to protest 'pride' event at Padres game [ONN]

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