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07/05/2007
Boy this decision Schmels!
After much deliberation, openly gay Rev. Bradley Schmeling has been officially removed from his position as pastor of Atlanta's St. John's Lutheran Church because he is in a non-celibate relationship with another man:
Gay pastor removed as Atlanta church's minister [AJC]
So basically it's kosher that he's a homosexual, just as long as he remains a homo___ual. It's sort of like the church version of, "My family's okay with it, just as long as I don't talk about it or bring anyone home." Either over communion wafers or Thanksgiving turkey, it's an offensive thing to ask of someone!
But hang in there, Rev. Schmeling. We're sure it's only a matter of time before your love for [insert man's name] will not be deemed an unacceptable affair that interferes with your love for Jesus. Our fingers will remained crucifixed crossed.