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09/27/2007
But we hear he'd still support the Girl Scouts because of their yummy Thin Mints
At last night's Democratic presidential debate, Gov. Bill Richardson said that if elected president, he would refuse the position of Honorary Chair of the Boy Scouts of America because of that organization's ban on gays:
Richardson Would Drop Boy Scouts Over Anti-Gay Policy [365 Gay]
News to which the governor's spine woke up, personified itself, and responded: "Wait a minute -- isn't the person in whom I dwell still a Democrat? And isn't he running for President? And aren't we talking about an LGBT issue? And yet I'm actually being used by him to take a principled stand?! HOLY SHIT! All this time, I was starting to believe that jellyfish had replaced vertebrae as the best things to call on in order to answer questions regarding basic human decency and respect for gay people. Just wait until I tell Hillary, Barack, and John's backbones that the rumor that unapologetic pro-fairness stances would make us crack in two is all a lie! Why the shock is likely to paralyze them!"
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