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09/13/2007
Howard's stern about absurdity of gay claims
Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer/pal/lover/something Howard K. Stern is calling claims that he and Larry Birkhead had any sort of gay relationship "absurd."
So just to recap: A young girl is pulled from the sticks of Texas, befriends and later marries a man 63 years her senior, eventually becomes famous as a model, loses that fame after her weight balloons, comes back into prominence via an insane reality show, engages in a legal fight for her dead husband's riches that makes it all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, takes a load of Trimspa and loses massive amounts of weight, makes extremely bizarre public appearances following her weight loss, loses her son in a mysterious death within hours of giving birth to a new daughter, loses her own life a few months later under equally mysterious circumstances, death prompts a raging custody battle between alleged fathers of the heiress daughter, with a media circus surrounding each and every step -- Totally logical and normal. But multiple witnesses saying that two men who spent lots of time together gave each other BJs on videotape -- WHAT?!?!!? ARE YOU CRAZY?!??! THAT'S ABSURD!!!!!!!!
Not that we're saying we necessarily believe or even care about the rumors surrounding Birkhead and Stern's alleged lovefest. We're only saying that those who swim in public waters that are so farcically preposterous must be careful about writing off any new development as "absurd."
Stern Says Book's Gay Sex Claim `Absurd' [AP via Google]
Your thoughts
Wait... who would want to see that anyway?
Eh, that's a stupid question. SOMEONE would want to get off to it.
Posted by: Howard | Sep 13, 2007 12:26:53 PM
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