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09/10/2007
Video: Troop Beverly Bong Rips
We know exactly what you're thinking right now: "Gee, I wish I could see two stoned gay guys watching the 1989 classic Troop Beverly Hills." Right? RIGHT?
Well, fortunately for you, YouTuber kukki1220 is here to fill that particular Shelly Long-craving void (potentially NSFW):
Silly, silly boyz. But just a warning to you "buff fagz": Don't let peer pressure turn these into gateway drug-laced clips! After all, we don't want to see you become the "2 Slightly Out of Shape Coke Addicted Queenz Who Talk Really Fast While Discussing 1980's TV," or the "2 Morbidly Obese Heroin Addicted Loserz Whose Video Cuts Off Half Way Because They Had To Sell The Camera For Drug Money." That would be more tragic than even Shelly's most heinous 80's outfit!
Buff Stoner Fagz an'a Movie (Troop Beverly Hillz) [YouTube]
Your thoughts
I CANNOT believe that the stoner-gays didn't critique the "Cookie Time" scene.
*breaks into song*
GATHER ROUND, YOU FRIENDS OF MI-INE! WE'RE WILDERNESS GIRLS AND IT'S COO-KIE TIME!...
Posted by: eschewv | Sep 10, 2007 4:26:06 PM
LOL...I seriously think the "Cookie Time" scene is proof of a genetic bond between gay men. I've met an exorbitant amount for whom this scene was extremely memorable, including many (if not most) who know at least part of the song.
Buy a box and do your share: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ajga1qiKLZw
Posted by: G-A-Y | Sep 10, 2007 4:55:21 PM
SO MUCH LOVE! The last time I looked for this it'd been zapped.
This scene's about reached its age of majority. I'm thinking we ought to have a "'Cookie Time' 18th Birthday Celebration," and each birthday from here on, during which we round up a group of bears to dress in Wilderness Girl outfits and recreate the number in front of a grocery store.
(I nominate the 9th/Downing King Soopers here in Denver, dubbed 'Queen Soopers' by the pink masses -- though this could easily catch on as a nationwide event. Five years from now, perhaps we'll see the annual Reykjavik "Kúükøtåmì"? Oh, what I wouldn't give to see what Tokyo does.)
Then we take a VHS copy of the movie in with a fake driver's license with its picture on it and buy a lotto ticket and a pack of smokes.
The mission is clear. There's no turning back.
Posted by: eschewv | Sep 11, 2007 8:25:33 PM
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