Good As You

Yes, my boyfriend and I laugh so hard when we go to the grocery store and look at all the duped hetero's. "They think we just have an innocent, loving relationship." We say to each other. "Yes, little do they know that the real reason we have come together is to infiltrate public schools to recruit kids to our gay lifestyle. Soon our 'studies' will change the minds of the foolish masses so that they will decriminalize adult/child sex. Then we can continue with our predatory ways unfettered by the constraints of moral society. Ha ha ha (evil laugh.)"

Wait, was that what we said? Actually, I think it was something more like, "Are we out of milk?" "No, but get 1% at least because I hate skim milk." "Ok, sure."

Anyway, yeah we gay couples sure are out for evil.

"-as well as parents whose children may become victims of homosexual recruitment efforts"

I wonder what criteria they weigh when figuring which children are more or less likely ...