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06/16/2008

What a 'Bunch' of squares

by Jeremy Hooper

The folks at Focus on the Family are using this image to highlight their latest post in which they poo-poo marriage equality in California:

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However, if their readers are anything like us, the FOF photo might be a little counterproductive. Because when we see it, our minds immediately turn to a certain housekeeper who always seemed like she might've been a member of the LGBT community, regardless of how many hot beef deliveries the butcher sent her way:

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See, look at her. The character clearly had no interest in peter (or in the middle Brady boy, either)!

Oh, and as for the article accompanying the photo? Well in it, the FOF staffers play Deity Therapist, actually going so far as to declare that "God is not having an anxiety attack over same-sex 'marriage'," since he'll eventually bring a constitutional ban to the state. No, we are not kidding. FOF is seriously predicting the mental health of the supreme being who single-handedly installed each of our mortal brains. Leading us to wonder: What the hell are they gonna do if their anti-gay amendment doesn't pass -- put some Prozac in a space shuttle and hope it makes it to him?!?

Alright, enough speculation about God's chemical imbalance. You can read "A Very Brady Therapy Session" at the link:

Gay 'Marriage': All Hope is Not Lost [CitizenLink]

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Besides Alice, who is a celebate Episcopal nun now (uh huh), let's not forget that the perfect American dad on that show (Mike Brady) was also a big ole mo and I hear that little Th-indy goes both ways!

The Brady Bunch house must have been a state headquarters for the homa-sek-shul agenda.

Posted by: Zeke | Jun 16, 2008 11:37:24 PM

I love that CWFA is asking for God to "intervene". Just praying for an earthquake, tsunami, toads, anything that they can use as a sign that he disapproves.

Of course, only the occurance of something bad would be a sign; the fact that the weather is beautiful and California hasn't slid into the ocean is in NO WAY evidence of God's approval on this happy day.

Posted by: andrew williams | Jun 17, 2008 8:49:41 AM

Sam the butcher never married her. Now we know why.

Posted by: The Watcher | Jun 17, 2008 2:06:21 PM

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