Good As You

Such BORING, people not to know about all the bodies erogenouse zones. and it doesn't matter who tingles yours if they do a good job of it!
Oh well they can have their, never touch or kiss or anything, missionary style pokes...but what on earth fun is that!
I want mine all over all the time.
I am HET married 38 years (this time) next month!

Protip: It's hard to sound condescendingly superior when your misuse of punctuation and capitalization is egregious enough to make a third grader blush.

"Chow",
Baldran

Ok, I explain. Vagina is also an organ of waste disposal-pee and blood, and you hetero guys stick your penis in there?! Pointe finale, stupid.

This guy sure can go on and on about homosex!

And FYI to him - it's no different than when he does the same exact things to his girlfriend/wife. A woman's "crack" is no cleaner than a man's - especially if she's the 'sit on a sofa all day, stuffing her face and watching Maury' type.

lessee....

Interesting thought patterns:

"so called man to man, women to women"

(1) Apparently we're allegedly gay. When you put "so called" in front of something, you're questioning it's validity. Rwig3(cute name!) seems to be suggesting he thinks we're...what...straight couples where one of us is just dressed like the same sex?
(2) Apparently the lesbians are not just gay, but having orgies. Notice that man to man is singular, and women to women is plural. That would go against everything we know about lesbians and gay men. Of course it's "so called" so maybe he just doesn't understand at all...

"...it's just about (sex)."
(1) Parenthesis usually indicate an aside. The sentence should be complete without the words inside the parenthesis.
(2) Is this like the internet version of a stage whisper?
(3) As if heterosexuality was never about selfish desire to please oneself or (sex).

"...that's where waste products are excreted"
(1) Not all gay people are interested in anal sex. It's an optional, but popular activity. Lesbians, from what I understand, have virtually no interest.
(2) Plenty of straight men are into anal, both giving AND receiving. See Dan Savage for details.
(3) Waste products are excreted from the penis, vaginal area(pee and menses), and pores of the skin everywhere as well. Thus, to reformulate Rwig3's rationale, oral sex on a man is like "licking someones penis head just because you think pee tastes good, you just aren't supposed to do it I don't care how clean you say the penis is." Food for thought. Note to self, more soap.

I can't even address the rest, he's either talking about lesbians or transgender people, who knows. What is clear, is that RWig3 doesn't know anything about spelling, grammar, punctuation, being persuasive, supporting an argument logically, clear communication, human sexuality, gays, lesbians or the transgender folk.

Also, "Chow"? Do you mean food or the dog breed? "Ciao" is the italian word I believe you were looking for.

"Can I do a shout out in the defense of decency and restraint...by completely ignoring both concepts in my comment?"

Just a small point of correction: urine doesn't come out of the vagina, guys. But all around good points.