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BREAKING: God talked to one of our commenters, promised SUPERAIDS

by Jeremy Hooper

This was just left on one of our recent posts:

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Wow, you think with a message this important, God would have come to us directly. It's so disconcerting that he always has to seek out surrogates to send us messages. It makes us feel totally unapproachable and snobby, when we're SOOOO not.

But back to the content of the message: It remains to be seen when, exactly, we horrible, horrible gays will completely "ware out" the big guy in the sky. Though we do hope this commenter will come back to give us a day's warning so that we can stock up on duct tape, canned goods, and something to bring us down from the acid trip that we will clearly be on if this becomes our reality.

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Your thoughts

Why is it that these types always seem to lack access to a dictionary or style guide?

Posted by: SammySeattle | Dec 18, 2008 2:16:07 PM

Yes... I also suprises me that "GOD" can't spell. For someone who is "ALL BEING" (According to the so -called 'Christian Right'); how sad!

Posted by: David Twombley | Dec 18, 2008 2:25:51 PM

Wow, indeed! You would think that GOD would have picked someone who could spell (wear, not ware) and someone with a better grasp of the English language (than is not the same as then). But, I would like them to ask the big guy who he is sooooooo pissed off at that he allows thousands of children every day all over the world to die of starvation and easily prevented diseases?

Since this oracle is privy to god's divine plan, then maybe he/she knows something that we don't about the innate evil that imbues those kids! Or, maybe he is just pulling that nonsense out of his overly ample ass.

Posted by: Dick Mills | Dec 18, 2008 2:29:43 PM

"Tell the people of the Homosexual community that whether they believe in Me or not, I am still The Lord God almighty, and have created all that there is, including them,..."

I wish he'd send this message out to the rest of his followers. Then they might get the message that being Gay is NOT A CHOICE, but is part of God's creation. It's something I've known all along, but I have had a really difficult time trying to convince most of my Christian acquaintances that this is true.

Posted by: Taylor | Dec 18, 2008 2:30:14 PM

So when "teh gays" have sex, God gets pissed and sends a sexually transmitted disease? What does God do when the heterosexuals have sex? Oh that's right, they get STD's too! LOL

Posted by: keltic | Dec 18, 2008 2:49:37 PM

Really, wijn. God said that?!

Hmm, can you provide us a way to get in contact with God so we confirm that he actually said that.

Oh, and when I mean "get in contact," I mean using a phone number or email address. None of that "open up your heart and pray that Jesus will enter and forgive all your sins" because I tried that and...well...it didn't work. I'm still gay and I'm still gay (as in happy).

You know, I've asked the question in the past and people like you never seem to have that information or never respond. Maybe you'll be different and have that information.

Let me know. k?

P.S. Spelling and grammar check, its a good thing.

Posted by: Sam | Dec 18, 2008 2:53:44 PM

Jeremy, I'd like to share with your site (since your site is specifically mentioned) an e-mail I received from - - well, you will know who when you read it. Love to you, kid. tom

It grieves me to say that the poster on Jeremy’s site, Good As You is speaking on his own – I think it’s time to let the world KNOW that I really love my LESBIAN and GAY children best – Jeremy might want to change his site name to BETTER THAN YOU.

I am losing my patience with those who say they speak in my NAME and then make it look as though I don’t know how to spell wear! I also NEVER see any of the funds that are collected in my name.

I am Goddess Almighty, true (yes, my children, I am female), but I don’t throw my weight around – I gave woman/mankind free will and of course I want my LESBIAN and GAY children to be free and not persecuted. So listen up those of you who say you speak for me and SHUT UP – I can and will speak for myself.

Posted by: tom | Dec 18, 2008 2:55:02 PM

I've been having fun with baiting and taunting the religious homophobes on YouTube lately. It's so much fun when i can turn their own Bible against them.

Posted by: Tony P | Dec 18, 2008 2:58:14 PM

Don't worry about it too much guys. I heard from Shiva that this "new plague" thing doesn't even come close to living up to the hype.

Posted by: Peter | Dec 18, 2008 3:13:41 PM

OOH, Tom, you have GOT to give me her email addy!!! I've been trying to get his attention for years.

Posted by: G-A-Y | Dec 18, 2008 3:16:17 PM

It was all my idea.

I was chatting with God the other day and He said He wanted to pull a prank. So I told him, hey why don't you appear in a vision to some nut case and tell him you're creating superAIDS. Oh, what a laugh we had about that.

I didn't think He'd really do it. But I just called Him and he admitted that he just could resist yanking that guy's chain.

Anyway, God says sorry for problem and it should be taken care of soon. Your writer's going to be a little too busy to give you proclaimations. God's next going to appear and demand that the guy make love nightly to a porcupine. We can't wait to see if he'll try it.

p.s. God said that no, I can't give you His number. He's afraid you'll pass it on to Margie Phelps and He wants nothing to do with her.

Posted by: Timothy | Dec 18, 2008 3:59:27 PM

OH, Timothy/Tom . . .Please pass along at least an email addy . . .cause I've got a few words for that beotch.

Posted by: Gary | Dec 18, 2008 5:24:00 PM


That bitch needs to be in a straight-jacket in a padded white room, not running loose in society.

Posted by: TheRadicalRealist | Dec 18, 2008 6:24:08 PM

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