Good As You

I can just imagine the peter drooling at your suggestions.

I think that LaBarbera needs an definition in the Urban Dictionary akin to the Santorum and Saddleback entries.

I think it should be something like that cum-rag you kept hidden under the bed in grade-school. Like: "... hey babe, if you aren't going to lick this off, then toss me that LaBarbera stashed in the corner over there."

Or maybe that bit of yellowish green phlegm that your grandmother seems to always save to hock up every time that you go over to help her weed her flower beds. Like: "I swear! I thought that MeMa's LaBarbera was going to get up and walk away under it's own steam!" Or, "that industrial sludge of a LaBarbera took on a life of it's own, quickly overgrowing the Petri dish, threatening the civility of the growth chamber.. then the hazmat team arrived."

They ought to just change their name to 'Americans for Homosexuality' already.

Or, LaBarbera: having the look, demeanor and comb-over appropriate to a pedophile. Like, "... in other news, the Metro PD apprehended another LaBarbera as he was skulking around the girl's locker room at Central Jr. High this afternoon."

Ok, I am not sure which is sadder, the fact that he actually looked up those definitions or the fact that he quotes as "truth" an Urban Dictionary entry. The Urban dictionary is titled, "Urban Dictionary is the dictionary YOU WROTE"

When did "urban dictionary" become a source? He should look up Santorum. Power Bottom.. lol he even included the little sentences. Pete, you are so gay!!

Jeez. Pete must be one frustrated son of a gun.

And the definition of irony? A few posts down, Peter prints a response to a letter accusing him of being secretly gay. Apparently he has "never struggled" with homosexuality.

I am not saying anything else cause it's too damned easy.

"if there's one thing that "pro-family" evangelicals need to know, it's definitely the varying levels of submission and aggression involved in dude-sex."

Fascinated with all this stuff, isn't he? Wow.

He thinks about it more than you guys do.

Pegging. That's all I have to say.

Maybe somebody should tell Peter most Heterosexual women could be considered power bottoms.

*nods sagely* WET is a good lube....

I thought of saddlebacking when I read this, so I went to look it up. Thankfully it was already there:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=saddlebacking

Now that's anal sex news you can use.

Get this guy some schlong already!

Three Questions from a gay vet:
Is it just me or is that LaBarbera kinda hot?
Is the website for real or just some guy with an opinion?
Are video podcasts from the site available?

Peter's talking about you again:

http://americansfortruth.com/news/the-bottom-line-behavior-is-the-issue-and-sodomy-is-disgusting.html