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And they'll replace guns with dildos...AAHHH!!!! FEAR!! AAAAAAAAAAH!

by Jeremy Hooper

In the following snippet, the Traditional Values Coalition's dean and doyenne of discrimination, Louis Sheldon and Andrea Lafferty, stop short of directly comparing gay soldiers to live grenades.  But just barely:

Imagine the impact that the rampant spread of STDs, including HIV would have on the military? How will the military handle the spread of these diseases in the barracks? How will the military handle sodomy in battlefield situations?

Imagine the impact that sexual favoritism would have in subverting military cohesion? A homosexual Sergeant who was in love with a member of his company, could protect his lover from battle – or send a straight soldier into harm’s way just to punish him for having the wrong attitudes about homosexuality. Straight soldiers could be denied promotion by militant gay officers. The military chain of command would be undermined.
In addition to the coming persecution of straight soldiers, what about the unrestrained drug and sex antics committed by young male homosexuals? Homosexual sex is consistently related to drug use, including crystal meth and other sexually-stimulating drugs. What sort of chaos will be caused in the military by bare-backing parties and other forms of homosexual orgies?

There is also an effort by the White House and Congress to legitimate drag queens/transgenders in the military, too. The normalization of these behaviors are in many bills being pushed through Congress. This will impact the military as well.
Democrat Bill Will Overturn Military Policy On Homosexuals [TVC]

Yes, because if gay soldiers (who are already serving, btw) are allowed to serve openly, then all rules will be dropped.  Morning reveille will be replaced with Lady Gaga.  Sex will not only be allowed, but encouraged -- preferably in an orgiastic form.  And on base drug use, once an obvious cause for punishment/discharge, will become just another pastime, towards which the in-drag Sergeants will turn a blind (if not welcoming) eye.  Rules, schmules: When the gays get their equality, lawlessness is the only logical order of the day.  The army is hanging by a tenuous rope, and non-discrimination is the scissor that will snip away the remaining fibers.

You kids are RIGHT. ON. THE. MONEY. on this one, lil' Andrea and big Lou!  Your goals have been fully met. 

**Wait, Andrea and Lou: Your goals were to further destroy the "pro-family" movement's credibility, right?

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Ah.. I love smell of such vitriol in the morning.

Seriously though I found the first paragraph so offensive I almost spat out my tea.

Posted by: Jeff Chang | Mar 31, 2009 8:59:55 AM

The true fear among straight military men and their allies, is that out gay men in the service would treat other men the way straight men treat the women who serve with them.

Think about it; sexual harassment, favoritism based on exchange of sexual favors, unwanted attention, blackmail, objectification, and rape. A lot of homophobia seems based on the fear that "if I treat women that way and some bigger guy thinks of me as some kind of woman...ieeeeee!!!"

Thus the obsession with showers, bathrooms, submarines - being viewed as a sexual object is terrifying.

Posted by: Laura | Mar 31, 2009 9:43:03 AM

Oh. Emm. Jee.

After reading that, I feel like starting a protest, right now, right here, in history class.

Posted by: Harrison | Mar 31, 2009 9:57:00 AM

And they wonder why the Southern Poverty Law Center considers them as a hate group.

Posted by: a. mcewen | Mar 31, 2009 11:46:49 AM


Did Andrea ever write under the pen name of Michael Swift?

Posted by: zortnac | Mar 31, 2009 2:57:00 PM

"How will the military handle sodomy in battlefield situations?"

That's like asking grocery store owners how they handle sodomy in grocery-shopping situations. Or something equally ridiculous.

How can these people *not* understand how ridiculous they are?

Posted by: fakeplants | Mar 31, 2009 3:49:29 PM

Wow, Andrea and Louis are obviously very obsessed with gay porn.

Posted by: TheKlek | Mar 31, 2009 4:05:34 PM

Once again, good ol' closet case Lou just can't stop thinking about gay penises and what gay men are doing with their gay penises. "How will the military handle sodomy in battlefield situations?" I don't know, Lou - how do you handle it when you're alone with just your hand and your dirty, dirty inner self who can't stop fixating on gay sex? Poor thing never quite accepted himself and now he gets to continually, publicly obsess over it.

Posted by: Joe Totale | Mar 31, 2009 4:42:33 PM

If the military is as Lou describes: Orgiastic drug fueled bareback orgies. Straight bigots sent into front line of battle. Sodomy in the battle field, maybe even during a battle!
Where do I sign?

Posted by: Josh | Apr 1, 2009 12:24:57 AM

I am in the military and closeted. I suppose I should describe the reality of gays in the military. This crap does not happen. In fact, the drugs are always related to th heterosexual males and females, not the gays. In fact, I have been in the miitary for 24 years and have never seen a homosexual military person do drugs, but I have seen loads of heterosexual people doing drugs. I will also tell you more straight men "peak" at other men in the showers than I do--trust me, most of the men are not something you would want to look at in the shower--It ain't that pretty. I have never made a decision based on orientation, even though I have always known people's orientation. My decision was always based on abilities to get the job and mission done well. And lastly, as far as military gays "hitting" on straight men, I have seen more straight men "hit" on other women, breaking up marriages, etc. I have seen more straight men get courtmarshalled for having sex with married spouses. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. I have had a partner for over 7 years. I keep my private life between us and our friends. I have a job where I protect our country and our people, and will give my life so others will have the freedom we enjoy in the USA.

Posted by: Dwight | Apr 1, 2009 10:07:24 AM

Louie, just come out of the closet already and stop spreading homophobia.

Posted by: Callie | May 5, 2009 12:02:13 AM

1. How the hell would stds and HIV spread through the military? Are you that DUM. That would mean that everyone who was straight would be having sex with gay men. Makes no sense to me, if that was the case then your saying every man the military is gay and takes part in homosexual sex, which is not the case, then again, you may even KNOW how flawed your logic is but you know some people are so mentally retarted (in the bad ways) that they will fall for that, just because of homophobia.

2. Sodomy? Thats what you call it? wow. First of all, what is there to handle? And what do you refer to by sodomy? if its sex, do you really think people are going to start fucking in the middle of the battlefield and get killed? In another point, why the fuck would anybody join the military to sit there and screw in a battle field? Maybe you straight men value sex more then life, but I assure you we arnt like that. Even if its not sex, it makes no difference, and what you dont realise is that homosexual men in the us especially out of north america, have been fighting all thier lives as a minority. They are better fighters then you can imagine.

3. It doesnt matter if your straight or gay. A straight serg. could keep his best friend out of battle and send somebody he discriminates against for whatever that reason may be, to die. So again, nothing to do with gay men, and thus nothing so far has changed. Further more if you didnt cut yourself of from gay people because of your foolish attitudes, you would know that gay men are very friendly and caring people.

4. Again, nothing changes. As the one solider said above, he has seen straight men doing the drugs, not the gay men. Regardless, straight men do the same drugs. Sexuality has nothing to do with it.

5. Again you talk about homosexual orgies all over the place. No one enters the military to find a lover, fool. And with the majority of soliders being straight, there couldnt be orgies everywhere.

6. What you call drag queens. Let me explain something to you. The human mind, its psychology, are extremely complex things. Everyone is on a different level of conciousness. Furthermore, what you see a women as, is not what everyone else does. Men tend to be more into things like war, and might look up to male warriors, well for me, it was female warriors, and when we have a hero or ideal image in mind, we tend to gravitate towards dressing or being like those particular fantisized heroes. Thats only me, but just because someone dresses like a women, wears makeup (which many male warriors and kings wore in medieval times), has nothing to do with how well we can fight war.

Have a sad ignorant life.

Posted by: Tyler | May 12, 2009 12:06:10 AM

And one more thing to add to number 1, it is far more likely that straight men in the military have more STD's because there are more of them. Additionally as I have made clear, std's isnt an air-borne virus therefore for it to spread all your fellow straight dudes would have to be fucking other men.

Posted by: Tyler | May 12, 2009 12:12:37 AM

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