Good As You

Personification?

Wow, I thought the whole peg-and-hole argument was reserved for 14-year-olds commenting on Chris Crocker's YouTube videos.

And what's funny, Harrison, is how Barber acts like it's some sort of a brilliant thought that puts a nail in his opposition's coffin. He's so eager to share it with his audience that he keeps talking over Matt Staver.

First, JH, that cord of yours kind of blows Barbie's analog right out of the water! Bravo! And, what about trying to plug an American plug into a European (or god forbid Japanese) receptacle?? It might result in damage to either or both of the plug and receptacle?? Ouch!

When these guys start talking about "sex", I always want to ask them if their "wives" like to take it up the butt. Or do they give good head? I'll bet that they don't swallow! And, I want to know what kind of kinky shit BB's first wife was into?? She probably liked it doggie style, and would constantly scream out, "Give it to me BUBBA!"

I would really suspect, though, that they are all a bunch of cold fish, preferring solitude (with batteries) when it comes to la faire l'amour avec. But, that's just a guess, and I would like to know! They have no problem discussing my sex life, they should be equally comfortable discussing their own?? One would think??

Ok, cover your eyes you may not want to read this first part:

Stupid mother fuckers! Don't they have any idea of anatomy? The parts fit just fine.

And last I looked an electrical plug and socket weren't natural, they're man made.

Dick really hit the nail on the head for me: they keep talking about our sex lives: it's time to demand to know ALL about THEIRS. I demand equal coverage! Ok, so I don't really want to know but really...it's like listening to a couple of 7th grade boys in the locker room back in Oklahoma where I grew up. Jeez. Talk about backasswards.

A simplistic, unsophisticated argument with no relevance to the situation whatsoever. If everyone was straight and multiplied as these rabbits do, the world would be in even more trouble. Should we also discriminate against infertile couples too? I think not.