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03/03/2010

300 'I wills' set a 'do' date

by Jeremy Hooper

How many same-sex couples obtained marriage licenses today in D.C.? According to the AP, about 150:

150 same-sex couples seek marriage licenses in DC [AP]

So let's see: 300 people. Or as it looks in Maggie Gallagher and Tony Perkins' heads:

300-1

Although we're not entirely sure that's enough. Can someone look in their copy of The Homosexual Agenda and tell me how many of us a day it takes to destroy national capitals via our civil happiness? It's on like page 79 or something -- after "How to silence Christianity by simple laws that protect people from getting their asses beaten," yet before "How to turn the army into orgy dens via the mere presence of openly gay soldiers."

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Your thoughts

I'm suggesting that the next revision to TGA includes a new section on "How to get the religious to screen gay porn in churches," and that it should include a "decoder ring" (euphemism for a pcmcia 7 bit decryption device) for the radical religious right's code wording, or at least a copy of "The De-Dumber's Guide to Religious Rhetoric for Non-Dummies."

Posted by: Dick Mills | Mar 3, 2010 8:50:51 PM

It's right after "How to convince people that 'treat others as you want to be treated' really means 'take away the civil rights and religious liberty of law-abiding, taxpaying, gay Americans.'"

Posted by: Michael | Mar 3, 2010 9:17:42 PM

It's right after "How to convince people that 'treat others as you want to be treated' really means 'take away the civil rights and religious liberty of law-abiding, taxpaying, gay Americans.'"

Posted by: abercrombie and fitch | Mar 3, 2010 9:41:12 PM

lthough we're not entirely sure that's enough.

Posted by: abercrombie and fitch | Mar 3, 2010 9:42:15 PM

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Posted by: Abercrombie & fitch | Mar 3, 2010 9:42:45 PM

" yet before "How to turn the army into orgy dens via the mere presence of openly gay soldiers.

Posted by: abercrombie | Mar 3, 2010 9:43:09 PM

Nice one JH. Posted and shared.

Posted by: LOrion | Mar 4, 2010 11:45:22 AM

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