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06/10/2010
Bryan Fischer: Lie-ability
And now this, from booked speaker at the Family Research Council's upcoming Values Voters Summit, Bryan Fischer:
Some of England's leading newspapers - The Sun, the Telegraph, the Daily Mail - all had feature stories yesterday about the latest Taliban terror tactic: burying dirty needles with their bombs in an effort to infect troops with HIV. They are planting hypodermic syringes below the surface with the points facing upward in hopes that bomb squad experts will prick themselves and become contaminated with hepatitis and HIV.
If the bomb goes off, then the needles become deadly flying shrapnel.
Said a member of Parliament, "Are there no depths to which these people will stoop? This is the definition of a dirty war."
If we connect the dots here, the inescapable conclusion is that gay sex is a form of domestic terrorism.
Every time an HIV-infected male has sex with another male, it's essentially the same as plunging an infected heroin needle into his arm. He's passing on a potential death sentence, just as the Taliban seeks to do on a foreign battlefield.
Gay sex = domestic terrorism [AFA]
(H/t: Right Wing Watch)
Ya know, because all (and only) gay men are HIV positive. And all gay men have unprotected sex. And all gay men's personal sex decisions are outside the realm of just their own bedroom, and instead terroristically encroach into the domestic realm at large.
[::writer rolls eyes so disgustedly, Mr. Fischer will surely reach the inescapable conclusion that my propensity for fair-minded rejection of egregious anti-gay rants constitutes a form of ocular terrorism::]
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**EARLIER FISCHER:
The time Mr. Fischer said that 'Homosexuals in the military gave us...six million dead Jews'
The time Mr. Fischer said only gays were savage enough for Hitler
The time Mr. Fischer compared gays to heroin abusers
The time Mr. Fischer told us to just shut up
The time Mr. Fischer oddly interpreted past historical oppressions
The time Mr. Fischer directly compared laws against gay soldiers to those that apply to bank robbers
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