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05/02/2011
'Putter' (verb) can mean to waste time/move idly; Oddly, Trump uses noun form instead
And now Donald Trump will tell you the oh-so-solid reason why he can't support gay people's civil right to marry:
“It’s like in golf,” he said. “A lot of people — I don’t want this to sound trivial — but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive,” said Mr. Trump, a Republican. “It’s weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can’t sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
After Roasting, Trump Reacts In Character [NYT]
Right, dude whose onslaught of rhetorical bogies has turned him into a national joke-butt. Guess we could all be as "traditional" as you, changing out our club three times in hopes of finally getting it right.
Seriously: People who live on windy greens shouldn't throw sand.