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04/17/2014
Video: What does conservative columnist Cal Thomas see as America's biggest threat? Take a guess.
It's hard to sit next to Ralph Reed and be the more anti-gay one. But with this spiel about same-sex marriage posing a bigger threat to America than any outside force, conservative Cal Thomas manages:
I picture Mr. Thomas waking up at night, cold sweats and all, crying out a nightmarish same-sex wedding that just played out in his nocturnal subconscious. "THEIR COCKTAIL HOUR HAD IMPORTED CHEESED I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF!" yells the startled pundit before clutching his pillow and rocking himself gently.
But you all go ahead and take over the world, global dictators. As long as you don't make out with a dude, the threat of armed imperialism will never exceed that which my gold-banded ring finger poses to our Earth, apparently.
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