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Man who'll never be POTUS serves up rotten red meat that'll never cook in congressional dining halls

by Jeremy Hooper

Screen Shot 2015-06-23 At 8.26.03 PmNo you won't, no you can't, and no you won't ever be:

Mike Huckabee Pledges To Block Gay Marriage If Elected President [RWW]

Translation: "I am now a professional sayer-of-things who is constantly running for my next book deal, speaking engagement, and punditry gig, with no actual eyes on ever again making or executing law. So here, let me say more things. Blargity, blargity, bloozers."

As of press time, there was no word on what Huckabee will allow the gullible folk who believe his fairy tales to do with their other two wishes.


**RELATED: Mike Huckabee Pledges to Fight ‘Dred Scott’ Gay Marriage Ruling With Civil Disobedience [Towle]

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