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06/10/2015
President Unicorn, Vice President Tooth Fairy, and Secretary Figment have yet to weigh in
When I'm queen of the popsicle people, I won't enforce gravity because it violates my enjoyment of Brady Bunch reruns. Or, for a similarly stated fantasy that's equally unencumbered by multiple realities: